Shooting the Bull
I told my wife the other day that I had to buy a truck.
She said, "Why do you need a truck? We have two good cars."
I said, "So I can haul stuff."
She replied, "What stuff?"
"The stuff I'd have to haul if I had a truck to haul it in. Every southerner knows as soon as you have a truck you find all kinds of crap to haul around in it."
She looked at me like I was a few bricks shy of a load.
